Dan the Sick Man

So Dan is a very sick Man. The sickest most sickly of men. Why is Dan, Dan the Sick Man? Because Flu, Flu the Blue is trying to kill Dan, Dan the Man, making Dan, Dan the Man, Dan the Sick Man. Also because in Aussie, Aussie the Bossie, its Winter the Splinter and that makes Dan, Dan the Man, now Dan the Sick Man, cold, and because Dan, Dan the Man's immune system is not the Man, it made Dan, Dan the Man, Dan the Sick Man. So that is why Dan, Dan the Man, is now Dan, Dan the Sick Man.