Dan the Sick Man

So Dan is a very sick Man. The sickest most sickly of men. Why is Dan, Dan the Sick Man? Because Flu, Flu the Blue is trying to kill Dan, Dan the Man, making Dan, Dan the Man, Dan the Sick Man. Also because in Aussie, Aussie the Bossie, its Winter the Splinter and that makes Dan, Dan the Man, now Dan the Sick Man, cold, and because Dan, Dan the Man's immune system is not the Man, it made Dan, Dan the Man, Dan the Sick Man. So that is why Dan, Dan the Man, is now Dan, Dan the Sick Man.
                                      

Disclaimer

Just so there is no confusion, here's a wee disclaimer:

i. Dan is indeed the man.
ii. No Dan's were harmed in the making of this blog.

• Neither were any Micheal's
• Nor any Australians

iii. Emer is not a Lemur.
iv. Llamas were legit spotted.

Quote of the Week

"Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan, the Man, Dan the Man, Dan, Dan, Dan the Man, Dan the Man, Dan" - Ray 2015

Dan the Man, Dan, Dan the Man

Dan, Dan, Dan the Man.
Why is Dan, Dan the Man? Because Dan is the man. The one and only Dan the Man. Not the only Dan, but the only Dan called Dan the Man. That is why the Man named Dan, is Dan the Man. See Dan, Dan the Man, is Dan the Man, because Dan, Dan the Man, is a man called Dan, a.k.a. Dan the Man. 
So the conclusion is that Dan, Dan the Man, is Dan the Man, because he is Dan, and a Man, known as Dan, Dan the Man.
QED